A downloadable game

A turn-based RPG about saving the universe, one ridiculous planet at a time.

The universe is on the verge of collapse. Five planets have been completely ruined by five very committed bad guys — each with their own personal brand of chaos. And for reasons no one fully understands, it’s your job to fix it.

Armed with determination, questionable allies, and a deeply unimpressed attitude, you’ll travel from world to world battling enemies, making choices, and unraveling a cosmic mess that's somehow both hilarious and horrifying.

GOD THIS UNIVERSE SUCKS combines turn-based combat, strange characters, and a heap of unexpected nonsense into a story-driven RPG that doesn’t take itself too seriously — except when it does.

🌍 Features:

  • Explore Five Dysfunctional Worlds
    Each planet is packed with unique enemies, strange environments, and at least one local crisis that is definitely not your fault (but will definitely become your problem).

  • Turn-Based Battles with Style
    Fight rude robots, candy tyrants, and some annoying bosses in fast-paced turn-based encounters. Think smart. Hit harder.

  • A Cast of Weirdos
    Meet characters who range from surprisingly sweet to deeply unhinged. Help them, annoy them, or just stand there while they overshare their tragic backstories.

  • Choices That Shape Your Journey
    Your dialogue, your decisions, your delightful disasters. People will remember what you did — mostly to hold it against you.

  • Random events that can occur
    There’s also a Chaos Meter running quietly in the background. It might not mean much. Or it might be the reason that soda machine talked to you. Random events, strange encounters, and oddly specific moments — all depending on how chaotic your universe really is. Just thought you should know. Probably nothing.

🌐Check Out the Official Website

Want more chaos? Our official website is full of fun extras, hidden content (we said nothing), and pages that may or may not be under construction. It’s like the game, but even less stable.

🚧 In Development

We’re actively working on the game. Expect dev logs, previews, broken features, and a few surprises along the way.

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